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Dear :iconmeromequeen:
I don't really know how to tell you this, but You're a leprechaun. I think I realized it When I tripped on peanut butter In your closet and I saw you Sit on My knee caps. I'm sure you're Cowardly enough to understand That I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning The couch cushions to you, but I'll keep Your left ear [am I mike tyson? o3o; ] as a memory. You should also know that I Hate your cooking You ruined my attempts at another world war.

Go milk a cow, Joey

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seriously what the fuck

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I don't really know how to tell you this, but __1____. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___, -your name-

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October -Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your "My Little Pony" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed
House- Sterile

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your suicide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
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TAKE THAT, CONSERVATIVES!
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REMEMBER DIS BITCH? by firebreather2536
REMEMBER DIS BITCH?
YES
THE ROBOT ONE WHO I HAVE BECOME EMBARRASSED OF?
WELL
I MADE HER AGAIN IN MY HEAD FROM THE GROUND UP
AND I DESIGNED ANOTHER OUTFIT FOR HER
NOW IVY IS FUCKING AWESOME AGAIN
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ComradeSch Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
comradesch.deviantart.com/jour… Can you share this journal?
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thumperthetreepirate Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Heyyy~ 

Aoi: Thanks for the favorite Fire-kuuun~Heart ADJ - Himawari Blush 
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Thanks for the fav on

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Thanks for the :+fav:'s
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Thank you for the faves. :) (Smile) 
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Thank you for the Faves on my MOC's!
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Yikes, I was gonna say tits but your 5000 images sorta scared me away.
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Thanks for the fave.
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Yeahhh, thank you for faving Akisame!
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Thanks for the watch, sorry for saying it late.
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Hey! 
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firebreather2536 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
hi
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How's life? 
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firebreather2536 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
shittay
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LolEmoPenguin Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Lovely Shoujo Emoji (Huggy Hug) [V2]
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firebreather2536 Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
So cute! ;u;
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Thank you for the favourites!
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Guhh thank you so much for wattchh<33 ^-^
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Thanks for the favs on Spanky :)
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What did you like about "Not a Hero"?
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upercalacritiques Featured By Owner May 19, 2015  Student Artist
:iconwazzupplz: dude :p
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firebreather2536 Featured By Owner May 20, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
nyan
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upercalacritiques Featured By Owner May 20, 2015  Student Artist
Nyan Nyan Nyan :3
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rp?
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KyinYS Featured By Owner May 19, 2015  Student Digital Artist
thank you for the favourites >w<
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